I am so happy to see that Scotia Bank posted record profits for the last quarter. I was quite worried that my inflated bank fees might not be enough to keep them propped up amid the global meltdown. But no, thankfully they were able to watch their pennies, and squeeze out a paltry $C1.1 billion. And that’s just 3 months.
Just goes to show you, that with a little hard work, some determination, and generously gouging the hell out of your customers, you too can be one of the little success stories.