Ahh.. I miss the good ole days.. of last week! When I used to be able to walk out to the car in my t-shirt and not have to worry about my frozen corpse being located in the middle of my tundra-like driveway sometime after the thaw. Damn, it’s COLD out there now! Old Man Winter has finally arrived, and he’s making up for lost time.
I can’t say that I’m a big fan. No. Not so much.
Today I came into town, parked my car in the garage and walked a couple of blocks to the office. It’s insane out there! And December isn’t nearly as cold as it’s going to get! No. I can see those $600 power bills looming in the near future. Frankly, I’m fed up with winter already, and technically it hasn’t even arrived yet.
Where’s global warming when I need it? You lied to me, Gore! I watched your movie. I bought into your fuzzy logic. I drank the cool-aid. Now start melting the glaciers crawling across my front lawn!