All I Want For Christmas Is… Scarlett Johansson
- Scarlett Fever
After recently hearing that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have split up, I’d like to make a few changes to my Christmas list. The socks are out. Scarlett is in. She’s already had a taste of western Canada… I think that it’s time she come out east and see what we have to offer out here. Namely, me.
While I’m aware that it’s a bit of a moral grey area to ask for a specific person for Christmas, I figure that it’s worth a shot. I mean, she has to be with someone Christmas morning… why not me? Don’t answer that.
Thanks Santa… you da man…