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All I Want For Christmas is… Kate Upton

Published December 20, 2012 - 2 Comments

Kate Upton GQ

OK Santa… with less than a week to go, we’re getting into crunch time now.  I know that it might be a little late to try to slip something like this onto my Christmas list, but hey… you can’t blame a guy for trying!  Besides, I’m still waiting for Scarlett Johansson from my 2010 wish list

This time last year, I don’t think that any of us really knew who Kate Upton even was.  Then a little something called “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition” was published with a buxom blonde on the cover.  And suddenly the entire world took notice of Kate.  (Oh, if you’re wondering why I didn’t include the S.I. cover picture… I like it… but I love the GQ cover more… naughty Kate)

Now here’s the ridiculous thing Santa… some people have criticized Miss Upton for being “fat”.  WHAT?!  Apparently in the super model world, if you don’t… what’s the word…  emaciate yourself… then you’re not considered a worthy member of the club.

Thankfully Kate has stated very publicly that she loves her curves, and has no plans to starve herself to fit into some preconceived notion of beauty.  And I, for one, support her decision!

So… Dear Santa… let’s face it… I haven’t exactly been good all year… I may not have been good for even most of it…  but surely there must be SOMETHING that I’ve done that can take me off the naughty list.. even if only for a day!  I helped that nice old man find the animal section in the store moments ago… I pushed that nice Chinese student’s car out of the snow last night… I’ve changed, Santa… PEOPLE CAN CHANGE, SANTA!

So there it is… Santa… you.. me.. Kate… c’mon.. help a brother out…  ‘Tis the Season!