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All I Want For Christmas Is… A Brain

Published December 20, 2010 - 0 Comments
All I Want is a Brain

Dear Santa,

I realize that it’s getting closer and closer to the big day, and maybe this is something that I should have asked for well before now…  but if you could put a rush order on this, that would be great.  I’ve accepted the fact that I’m unlikely to receive Scarlett Johansson under my tree… so maybe this is the next best request.
All I want for Christmas is a Brain.  I think I’ve got the whole Heart thing in abundance.  As for Courage… well, I can work on that for next year.  But let’s start with a Brain this year.  I figure that it might come in handy for certain things.  You know what I mean, Santa.  You’re a smart guy.  See?  You’ve got a brain!
PS:  What kind of cookies do you want left out this year?  I have a box of those chocolate-covered ones you finished off last year…  Anything to increase my chances this year…