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All I Want For Christmas Is… An iPad

Published December 10, 2010 - 1 Comment
Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good-ish This Year

The big day is just around the corner!  Another 15 days until Ho-Ho comes to visit me.  Then again, after the year I’ve had, maybe he will skip over my house, or worse drop a big reindeer poop on my lawn.  But in the event that he is feeling somewhat forgiving, I’ve compiled a list of a few things that I would like from the jolly fat bastard. 

First it was an iPod… then another iPod… then the iPhone… followed by the iMac… each of these Apple devices have been a little slice of heaven in their own way.  It seems only natural to extend the trend to the iPad tablet!  I’m not looking for anything too fancy.  The 16 GB non-3G model is perfectly fine for my needs.  Anything more than that would be over-kill.  I don’t ever see myself loading it up with so many videos that 16 GB wouldn’t be enough storage.  And I really can’t imagine taking the iPad anywhere that I would need a 3G connection.  It probably wouldn’t leave the house, and if it did, there are enough wifi connections around to get me by.
But what would I actually dowith an iPad, you ask?  Just imagine how awesome Words With Friends would look!  Or downloading my daily blog RSS feeds!  Looking at pictures, or checking my email quickly.  Yes, these are all things that I can already do with my iMac, iPhone.. or even my laptop running Linux, but that’s not the point!  The iPad does these things in style!  And all for the low, low price of $499.99 CDN.  It’s hard to argue with those numbers!  You can never have too much style!
So Santa, please… if you are reading this…  have a heart.  I’ve had a tough year.  I need this.  Hell, I deserve this!  My Words With Friends play has improved greatly, but it could be so much better with an iPad.  Remember, Christmas is about the joy of giving… so give me a damn iPad…  please.
Thanks Santa…