Got up this morning and walked into the bathroom, where I heard a bit of a commotion from outside. I can’t really say that it was an argument, because that would imply that it was two-sided. It wasn’t. All I could hear was a woman yelling at someone, and she was not very happy. She never seemed to pause to take a breath… she just kept yelling… it wasn’t so much the volume, as her creative imagination… I can’t make this stuff up…
I HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I WISH YOU WOULD DIE! I WISH YOU WOULD JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE AND DIE! I HATE YOU! YOU HAVE THE DEVIL INSIDE YOU! YOU BRING EVIL INTO MY LIFE! I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU’RE UGLY!
Whoah… she was starting to get personal there!
It was quite the rant… I gave her an A+ for creativity, especially the “you bring evil into my life” comment… I never once heard any rebuttal, but really… what can you say to someone telling you that the devil is inside you?