Got up this morning and walked into the bathroom, where I heard a bit of a commotion from outside. I can’t really say that it was an argument, because that would imply that it was two-sided. It wasn’t. All I could hear was a woman yelling at someone, and she was not very happy. She never seemed to pause to take a breath… she just kept yelling… it wasn’t so much the volume, as her creative imagination… I can’t make this stuff up…
I HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I WISH YOU WOULD DIE! I WISH YOU WOULD JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE AND DIE! I HATE YOU! YOU HAVE THE DEVIL INSIDE YOU! YOU BRING EVIL INTO MY LIFE! I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU’RE UGLY!
Whoah… she was starting to get personal there!
It was quite the rant… I gave her an A+ for creativity, especially the “you bring evil into my life” comment… I never once heard any rebuttal, but really… what can you say to someone telling you that the devil is inside you?
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Hee hee hee! She’s livin’ life uptown to its fullest!
I hope she was yelling at another adult and not at a child, because that would be horrible.
Yeah.. that would suck… I hadn’t thought of that… now it doesn’t seem quite as funny in my head as it did before… thanks!!
ha! sorry to ruin it for you, but i’ve seen some crazy mamas yelling stuff at their kids in public, especially in the uptown/south end area.
This is why you moved into teh city, to get some color in your life. I know you never heard such things out on teh farm
Ha! I didn’t hear ANYTHING at the farm.
And that’s a good thing
I tend to yell at inanimate objects like this…!!! So, if she is anything like me, it could have been her computer, her vacuum cleaner, cable tv…?
I have screamed at all of the above. I do not deal well with CRAP!!!!
LOL!!!!